The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Conspiracy Theory (62%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Use a mouse with more than one button.