"The consecration of Gene Robinson as bishop of the New Hampshire
Diocese of the Episcopal Church is an affront to Christians everywhere.
I am just thankful that the church's founder, Henry VIII, and his wife
Catherine of Aragon, and his wife Anne Boleyn, and his wife Jane
Seymour, and his wife Anne of Cleves, and his wife Katherine Howard,
and his wife Catherine Parr are no longer here to suffer through this
assault on traditional Christian marriage."

--Attributed to a letter to the editor in the "Los Angeles Times"