May 15th, 2004

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Good Lord! That Ukrainian lady, is she trying to be Conan's sister or something? Or maybe the Xena-variant of Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarves?
  • Current Music
    Ukrainian Eurosong-contribution: "Wild Dances"
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The Norwegian commentator at one point mention how typically in Eurosong, bulging trousers and strutting boobs would be much in evidence - Greece seems to have taken note when selecting singer and dancers. (That noted, the dancers in the opening-act, before the contesting pieces, did feature bulging gold sequin pants)

The Norwegian commentator has actually met the Greek artist - reportedly the mental attributes do not match his physical attributes.
  • Current Music
    Icelandic ballad
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Norwegian kommentator on the British artist:

"I thought he looked a bit like Cliff Richard - well, he would have, anyway, if Cliff Richard'd had any male hormones, which he doesn't."

Personally I thought that if he'd had a t-shirt under the jacket instead of a buttoned shirt, he'd have looked remarkably like Crockett in 80s TV-series Miami Vice.
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Romania's artist ascends the stage like a leatherclad dominatrix.

Says our TV-commentator: "Now for Romania, with this year's most scantily clad artist, with frenetic coreography," and further on: "Those interested in hairstyles can study her golden locks, which really can't be real - not that I think much else on her is real, either".
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So... the halftime-show. They're often the best thing of the Eurovision Song Contest, and this one didn't disappoint. Still, I can't have been the only one left with the feeling of having watched Riverdance on oriental steroids?